Paine's Furniture Emporium

Your new house is great, but it is missing a few things. Namely, furniture. Even worse, your parents are on their way to see your first place. You rush to the nearest furniture store and burst in just as the store’s closing. Thankfully, Paine’s Furniture Emporium offers the Late Night Special. Any furniture you see is free — assuming you can beat it in armed combat. 

 Armed only with wacky weapons such as box cutters and staple guns, you must make your way through the multi-level maze-like environment and defeat even wackier enemies to furnish your home. And, of course, make it out alive....